Thailand!
The places I went in Thailand were Pattaya and Bangkok. Pattaya was a small (but growing) city about 20-30 minutes from the giant port that we were docked in called Laem Chebang. It was terribly annoying that the port was so big because the only means we had of getting out of the port (other than walking the 5 miles of winding and criss-crossing roads) was a taxi service which had the monopoly over our ship and so they could pretty much charge whatever they wanted per taxi. They were all in ca-hoots with each other so we couldn’t even play one against the other for the cheapest fair. It cost about 300-500 Baht (at an exchange rate of about 32 baht to 1 USD) to get out of the port to the mall which was really about a mile and a half as the crow flies from our ship. Very annoying but oh well.
Day 1: Vanessa, Adam and I all went to the Tiger Zoo and Mini Siam. Our tour guide’s name was Wicky and she told us that when women use the rest room in Thailand they call it “picking flowers” and for boys its “shooting the rabbit.” We had a good laugh about that. We were told that the Tiger zoo was a refuge for Bangle Tigers and that there were over 200 tigers living on the property. There were also crocodiles and elephants and we would be seeing a Tiger show, croc show and elephant show. The highlight of the trip however, was being able to hold and feed baby tigers and get our pictures taken. They were SO cute and because Vanessa, Adam and I were smart and went to take our pictures in the 20 minutes we had before the Tiger show instead of the 40 mins of free time we had after like everyone else, we were the first to hold them. We also got the tigers which were older so it was like having a medium sized dog sucking out of a bottle while sitting in my lap. It was quite the experience. (I also held a baby alligator, just for you dad!!) The tiger show ended up being an embarrassing and disturbing show of how whipped these poor tigers were. We were pretty much horrified at what we were seeing. 7 very large and fully grown tigers were shoved into a cage about the size of a small bathroom only it was about 4 feet tall. The best part of the show was the pig that came out at the beginning and end of the show that pulled a chord which dropped a banner which read either “Welcome to the Tiger show!” or “Thank you! Come again!” The pig didn’t flinch when the trainer walked near it. L Next we went to a croc show where the people stuck their hands, heads and various objects in croc mouths. It was so abruptly obvious that the crocs were sedated till the end of the next millennium that we were too disturbed to take pictures. We were then herded to the elephant show. This was my favorite part because the elephants actually looked like they were having fun and liked their trainers. There was a basketball game, an elephant walking on tight ropes, tricks with people in the audience and then we got to feed them bananas and take pictures with them. It was fun, but I don’t ever want SAS to go back and give that place any more revenue, those tigers deserve better. I’m not sure how to implement that change but it needs to happen. After that we went to a place that only Asians could think up and find amusing. It was an entire part of miniatures. Famous monuments from all over the world were in the front of the park (we basically walked through our entire trip and saw the monuments in the places we were supposed to go like Egypt and Rome) and then all of Thailand’s pride monuments and temples were init he back of the park in the area called “Mini Siam.” We got some funny pictures and bought dried mango and pineapple. We were then taken to the Gem Store: The Largest Gem Store in the World! We were taken on a “it’s a small world” type ride with animatronics which told us how gems were made, mined and manufactured into the beautiful jewelry we could purchase right in the shop! We were taken on a tour through the room where they size, polish, set and resize the stones and jewelry. It was surprisingly fun and interesting. The showroom was like nothing you’ve ever seen! It was HUGE and everywhere were people trying to sell you the jewelry. Thailand’s claim to gem fame is the Sapphire and rubies. They are enormous, clear and come in so many shades and colors you might think you were on a drug trip. Vanessa got an VERY pretty silver ring with Sapphire and cubic zirconium (I don’t think they were diamonds at least) for $24 USD; a very good price for that ring. We were then taken back to the ship. Vanessa and I hung out with Sandra and Heidi (some of the waitresses) at the pool bar and tried to watch Enchanted but were too distracted. Good night.
Day 2: I got up early to head out to Bangkok with a trip that toured Bangkok. The bus ride was about 2 hours. We got to ride up and down the river that Bangkok is located on and we visited the Temple of Dawn and also got an hour long tour around some of the canals that people live off of. We saw water monitors (babies and big ones) and then we got to the temple. It was entirely decorated in statues and flowers and stuff made out of shards of porcelain and broken shards of glazed pottery. It was extremely tall and you could walk up some difficult steps to the top and look out over the water but my knee wasn’t having any of the stairs, so I wandered around the market at the bottom. We got back on the boat and went to lunch, which was at a really fancy and beautiful restaurant. The food was SO good and I was able to eat my green curry, YUM! We then went to the giant Reclining Buddha at the temple of Wat Po (46 meters long and 15 meters high) and the Grand Palace. I hardly took in what I was seeing at the palace because the place was so big and I was supposed to meet up with some of my guy friends to stay in Bangkok with them. I had no idea how I was going to find them. My camera also ran out of batteries here and it was so incredibly hot. The emerald Buddha here was very inspiring though and we were able to just sit and take in the powerful reverence that it commanded from the people praying there. I was so relieved to find Jordan at the entrance that I almost cried. They stayed and found me! YAY! I left my tour group and went back to the waterfront with the group (Jordan, Sean, Chris, Nora, Ben and Karri) who hadn’t seen the river yet and some of them went and did an hour long boat ride like I did earlier and Jordan, Sean and I wandered around the streets. We met up and went back to the hostel. After that we decided to get massages (180 Baht or 5 bucks for an hour) and then we walked around the back packers district called Khosan Rd. There was a night market that sets up every night which was so much fun to wander around in. Every 100 ft or so there was a place to get your hair dreaded for 80 Baht (2.5 bucks) or a fake ID. We also got buckets of alcohol for 200 Baht. Now I don’t normally drink much and I drink even less in port but I couldn’t pass up the opportunity to drink out of a kid’s bucket. It was such a fun atmosphere and every other person there was from a different country. It was absolutely heaven for us. We also got street vendor Pad Thai which they make right in front of you (the best pad thai I’ve ever eaten) and grilled corn. Who knew they liked corn but they do and the way they make it was just perfect. They also serve you your drinks out of plastic bags with a straw. Interesting but fun! We found a hookah bar with a live band that played one of the best (in context) line ups ever. They whipped out Green Day, Oasis, Goo Goo Dolls and several other bands like that while sprinkling a few of their countries famous songs in too. If our table wasn’t singing along to a song, the people next to us who were Thai were singing. We had a nice time there. (Ben lost the bet that they would play ACDC and Jordan won the bet that they would play Wonder Wall. Hilarious). The Hostel was tolerable but the worst part was the over active air conditioning machine and the fact that they gave us a single giant towel as a cover. Oh well.
Day 3: The next day was spent wandering around, going to the markets again, seeing the reclining Buddha with the boys who hadn’t seen it before and because it was St. Patty’s day we got some more buckets of alcohol with our lunch/dinner of more pad thai. I had to take the SAS bus back to the ship at 8 so I left them around seven, got my own Tuktuk to the giant mall and then passed out on the bus on the way back.
Day 4: Vanessa and I went to the Pattaya Elephant village on this day. It was a actual refuge camp for old logging elephants. They were mostly girl elephants and we got to ride them on their heads, and also once they strapped the seat things on them. It was good to see that they were happy, treated well and that they had elephant masters which lived with them and watched over them for their entire lives. (The elephant chooses the man and won’t lie down if she doesn’t trust the person.) Vanessa and I left the group at a 20Baht store and started our adventure of getting to Bangkok to celebrate Laura’s birthday at the hotels the Phuket trips were staying at. We walked from the store to the Pattaya bus station, which was a trip itself and bought a ticket to Bangkok for 113 Baht. I would like to point out that this was approximately 4 dollars at most and the buses we were supposed to take through SAS were 45 USD. Okay just saying, that’s completely ridiculous. We were dropped off at a bus station that was connected to the new skytrain station. We had more delicious pad thai from a man and woman running a small outside restaurant on the corner of the bus station parking lot. It was incredibly delicious. We then navigated the skytrain system ourselves and walked to the hotel were we were bumming a night’s stay off of our friends. We went out and celebrated Laura’s birthday (21!!) on top of a 60 floor hotel at a “sky bar” and then found ourselves back at Khosan Rd where we danced in this “bumpin’” club. I’m still getting the bass lines stuck in my head. J
Day 5: Vanessana and I got free breakfast by saying we were on the trip and then split from the other girls to go to giant knock off mall called MBK. We also got there early and found a cool little internet cafĂ© with free wifi if you buy a drink or something. We were completely lost for in the 7 floors of vendors and stores. We bought MAC make up for ridiculously cheap prices and decided at 1 that it was about time to head back to the ship. That gave us 5 hours before we had to be on the ship at 6. We made it to the bus station around 1:30 and couldn’t’ believe our luck when a lady in a bus pulled up and asked us if we were going to Pattaya. We were! So we hoped up on the bus and sat down. Turns out we didn’t get on the same one stop bus we were on the day before but on a bus that stops every 5-20 minutes at various stops along the way. We were freaking out thinking we weren’t going to get back in time, not to mention there was a weird Thai game show/MAD TV type show playing the ENTIRE time. After 3 hours on the bus (the entire trip was supposed to be 2) we finally recognized the name of the town the tiger zoo was in and we knew we were close to the ship so when the bus pulled over, stopped and the bus driver turned off the bus AND GOT OUT we decided to find a cab back to the ship. (This was at 5:15 and we were assured by another passenger that we were going to be at a stop by our port by 4:30 and at pattaya at 5, too bad that wasn’t the case.) The cab lady we got knew sorta where we were going by the card we were given to get back to the ship and she took us for 300Baht (we were expecting to pay 700 or more to get back from Pattaya) she finally understood what a rush we were in when we pulled up next to a tuktuk with other SAS kids in it all screaming that we had to go. There was 10 minutes until 6. Vanessa and I split up tasks such as turning in the passports (me) and paying the driver (her) and sprint dup the gangway to swipe our cards. We were in by 5:57. Three minutes to spare. For those of you not familiar with dock time, our punishment for being late, we have to stay on the ship for a certain amount of time in the next port. You get dock time for various wrongs you commit on the ship and for being 1-5 minutes late of on-ship time you can get 3 hours of dock time. Bad news. But we made it on and everything was jolly after that!
I would like to go back and experience more of Thailand because I feel like it’s a country with so much potential and interesting culture that I want to experience.
Hope you’re all well
Emily